Top 10 Jokes for Tax Season
Here at Reliant Management Consultant, we understand that tax season can be stressful. This year we decided to lighten the mood and have a little fun at our own expense.
01 ) Tax Day is the day that ordinary Americans send their money to Washington, D.C., and wealthy Americans send their money to the Cayman Islands. (Jimmy Kimmel)
02 ) The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? The whole thing could be funded by the cast of “Jersey Shore”. (Jay Leno)
03 ) Children may be deductible, but they are still taxing. (unknown)
04 ) Why won’t sharks attack tax inspectors? Professional courtesy. (unknown)
05 ) I’m not going to pay taxes. When they say I’m going to prison, I’ll say ‘No, prisons cost taxpayers a lot of money. You keep what it would have cost to incarcerate me, and we’ll call it even.’ (Jimmy Kimmel)
06 ) People who struggle with their income tax can be divided into two categories: Men and women. (unknown)
07 ) Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what’s called a red flag. That’s something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That’s a red flag. (Jay Leno)
08 ) The guy who said that the truth never hurts never had to fill out a form 1040. (unknown)
09 ) The government is really asking a lot of us this month – first we’re supposed to count how many people live in our home, then we’re supposed to count how much money we owe them. I actually got confused and accidentally sent a check to the census and a member of my household to the IRS. Sorry, grandma. (Jimmy Kimmel)
10 ) Question: Who makes the best detective – Sherlock Holmes, or a Reliant tax accountant?
Answer: The Reliant tax accountant – we find more deductions!